ERROR 1106: FUCK OFF!!

IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THE FOLLOWING: FUN TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS, FLASHING LIGHTS, AUTOPLAYING MUSIC, SHITTY WEB DESIGN, FAST MOVING IMAGES, EYESTRAINING COLORS, ALL SORTS OF GORE AND BILE, UGLY COLOR PALETTES, GOD AWFUL CHARACTER DESIGN, FAT PEOPLE, BLACK PEOPLE, GAAAYYYYYYY

... THIS WEBPAGE ISN'T THE ONE FOR YOU! PLEASE SEE YOURSELF... SOMEWHERE ELSE!
OTHERWISE, PLEASE TAKE THIS FREE PUPPY TO ENTER THE SITE. HE IS VERY EAGER TO BE YOUR FRIEND.